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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9902	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4352	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6638
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3527	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1613	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	7047	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8823
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension Hops:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink