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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5842 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Crops Grown: | 3671 |
Magic Items Found: | 7295 | Towns Built: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!