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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6433 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 50 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5813 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!