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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ores Mined:	4992

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Buildings Constructed:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	1141	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6091
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	3616
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1870
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ores Mined:	9378

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	263
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	4064	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	5655	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	93
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!