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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Divine Spears Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9002

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6240	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Crops Grown:	3081
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	7284	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	7219

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	7389
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	690224	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.