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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	7089
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7560	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	243640	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	304	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crops Grown:	9204
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Star Shards Collected:	249	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8905
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1956	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.