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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6703	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Star Shards Collected:	217
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6300
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2097
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Crops Grown:	9045

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.