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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Emeralds Found:	8229
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7488

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragon Eggs Found:	9977
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	1932
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Animals Bred:	148

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	982
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Players Killed by Monsters:	2211

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.