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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	129	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1956	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	290
Emeralds Found:	1871	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1523	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5648	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Potions Brewed:	79	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	135
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	90

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.