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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5355
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9570	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1151
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
New Chunks Explored:	568757	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	484341	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.