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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1690	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	1310

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5321

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	5856	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	742
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.