You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ores Mined:	5596

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	219357	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	3556	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	5946
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7833

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	453	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6962	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	4667

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.