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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8942 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!