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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3172 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4215 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 208 |
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!