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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7533
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2360
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	529	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!