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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6882
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	New Chunks Explored:	908958
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7117	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	128926	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5453	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1679	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3681	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.