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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	135631
Love Letters Sent:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	998
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	624

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	579707	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	854	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.