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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4624	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	3253
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	310
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	942501
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1279	Star Shards Collected:	97
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	84	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.