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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchantments Applied:	61	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8045
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	8144
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	741718

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mines Excavated:	1236

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.