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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Enchantments Applied:	274	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mines Excavated:	1017	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	189
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Potions Brewed:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Emeralds Found:	6871	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	5614	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7477
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.