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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5601
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Farms Harvested:	399	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Towns Built:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	195
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7824
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	299
Magic Items Found:	8230	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!