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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Animals Bred:	123
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2234	Dragon Eggs Found:	6812

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	629

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Holy Grails Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.