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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7651	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4250
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6745	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5877
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Star Shards Collected:	136
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3713
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.