”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyClassApology

ACCUSATION, Adult, anger, Apology, Classroom, classroom incident, CraftyClassApology, Frustrated, higher, misunderstanding, Parent, shame, Son, Standard, Teacher, teacher-parent communication, underpaid, Waste of time

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1837	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineCraftMixtape

achievement, Adventure, aspiration, Celebrity, challenge, creativity, dream, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, inspiration, Lifestyle, long tail tag, MineCraftMixtape, musician, opportunity, Passion, Performance, success, swap lives, talent

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrisonCraft2021

activism, alexei navalny, Corruption, Democracy, dissent, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, media coverage, opposition leader, political persecution, political prisoner, Prison Diaries, PrisonCraft2021, protest, public figure, Russian government, Russian politics, social media, Vladimir Putin

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlastDay

Adventure, age-friendly, BlastDay, Builder, Community, competitor, Creative, Diverse, Explorer, game modes, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spirited, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	133	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4511	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	891819
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.