Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Emeralds Found: 4569
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 261 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 5271
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4987 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6901 Star Shards Collected: 167

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineCraftMixtape

    MineCraftMixtape
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PrisonCraft2021

    PrisonCraft2021
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

    Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

    Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

    But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Buff Network

    Buff Network

    Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlastDay

    BlastDay

    Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Emeralds Found: 2389
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Potions Brewed: 169 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Magic Items Found: 3456
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

    Apple Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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