Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6381
Emeralds Found: 932 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlastDay

    BlastDay

    Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8506 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Emeralds Found: 9009
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

    Apple Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 122 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GooglyMinecraftSMP

    GooglyMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CreeperCIARecruit2021

    CreeperCIARecruit2021
    If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

    Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Magic Items Found: 8347 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RedstoneRumble

    RedstoneRumble
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CytoNetwork

    CytoNetwork

    Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OmegaBlock

    OmegaBlock

    Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name r/place Minecraft
    Description We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
    IP boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Discord https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

    PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I change blocks on the canvas? Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
    How do I get a spray can? You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
    What is the IP for the server? The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
    What is Boring SMP? Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3875
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

    Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

    Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

    Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP
    🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

    😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

    🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

    HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!
    Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

    So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

    Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait
    u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

    we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

    but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 227 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 830124 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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