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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7791 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!
So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.
