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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8469 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.
like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.
so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.
