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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 432 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)