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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6545 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 48 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a firework show on the Fourth of July, ya feel me? We got more action than US and British airstrikes hitting Yemen, except we ain’t causin’ no harm, just bringin’ the fun, ya know?
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your dream castle, or maybe you just wanna see if you can survive a creeper attack without soiling your pants. Either way, this server is where it’s at, fam.
We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the TNT” and “Find the Hidden Diamond” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your chair, depending on how intense you get). Plus, our community is as lit as a lava pit, always down for a laugh and a good time.
So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, the only airstrikes you’ll be worried about are the ones coming from your fellow players as they rain down arrows on your head. It’s a blast, literally.
