Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 172 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!
But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 221 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 174 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.
So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3357 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4328 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
