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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5591 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9867 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
