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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3847 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3366 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
