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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9891 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3232 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
