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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2759 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
