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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5178 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magic Items Found: | 1257 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
