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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7864 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
