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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9293 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?