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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
