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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9132 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
