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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3172 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3848 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
