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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2320 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
