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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9029 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
