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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7021 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
