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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 764 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
