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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4394 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4233 |
Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.