YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even before setting foot in America, you’re already getting fat from all the virtual snacks you’ll be munching on! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and mountains of virtual ice cream. Who needs real food when you can feast like a king in our world?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who trade in rare, enchanted spuds. Will you uncover their starchy secrets and become the potato kingpin of the server?

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most food-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to expand your virtual waistline as you indulge in all the delicious delights our server has to offer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Emeralds Found:	8142
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6083	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	1223	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	128	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2181
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Emeralds Found:	5704

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.