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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5002 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Are you tired of all the anti-American sentiment in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flag flying high is the red, white, and blue! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and say “yeehaw” before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Fourth of July where we build a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln out of diamond blocks and have a fireworks show that can be seen from space. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a bald eagle flying overhead, holding a beacon in its talons.
So why join our server? Because ‘Murica, that’s why! Let freedom ring and come join us for some good ol’ fashioned blocky fun.
