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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Are you tired of all the anti-American sentiment in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flag flying high is the red, white, and blue! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and say “yeehaw” before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Fourth of July where we build a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln out of diamond blocks and have a fireworks show that can be seen from space. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a bald eagle flying overhead, holding a beacon in its talons.
So why join our server? Because ‘Murica, that’s why! Let freedom ring and come join us for some good ol’ fashioned blocky fun.
