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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5013 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!